Patrons can rest assured that our wifi service will remain uninterrupted. “With this new Very Large Wifi Array we can go back to within milliseconds of the Big Bang in search of the slightest wifi signal,” gushed Library Director Laura Eckley. “No piddly Nor’easter is going to mess with our signal again.” Numerous patrons glanced up from their phones to rave about the new service. “Good,” said one.