april fools

Teen Librarian Kim Larsen gazed fondly at the little machine quietly whirring away on her desk. “I don’t care what all those so-called ‘mainstream’ physicists say, my kids deserved their Nobel Prize. They worked so hard; I just knewRead More Read More

Librarian Paul Doherty rebuffed complaints that the Adult Summer Reading Game is becoming too professionalized. “Look, the $75,000 first prize just builds some buzz Read More Read More

Our fancy new stationary flux capacitor is almost completely installed. “This new technology will really set the Library apart,” said Director Laura Eckley. “Obviously our teens willRead More Read More